No We Didn’t Light It, But We Tried To Fight It

mulaneydaily:

mulaneydaily:

when your friend goes to the bathroom and leaves her computer open

This is not the point >:( @blumakesart

:)

chihiro-against-nasties:

Y’all so most people know planned parenthood provides HRT but did y’all know that their website is absolutely amazing and helpful when it comes to understanding how transitioning works???? They also explain what dysphoria is and how gender identity works and it’s just very easy to read and helpful for if you’re trying to explain something to a cis person! They even affirm nonbinary identities and they/them pronouns and talk about social transitioning and jdnsjsksnsnsn it’s good I feel like more people need to check out their website bc it’s awesome

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/sexual-orientation-gender/trans-and-gender-nonconforming-identities/what-do-i-need-know-about-transitioning

queenwhiskey:

violetvappy:

queenwhiskey:

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

snackbox:

The 🤔 emoji looks like how Minecraft villagers sound

whatevernatureis:

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: My party had entered a kingdom of Taxabi after their first real dungeon in search of the Cat Kong’s treasure. My players convinced me to make the Taxabi King Garfield, who happened to be inebriated and throwing a birthday party.

Mescha, the Cleric, who has tried to seduce almost everything and has failed each time: I’m going to seduce him.

Me: Roll a 20

Mescha proceeds to roll a nat 20.

Me, with a heavy sigh: You manage to seduce The Cat King, Garfield, in all his birthday suit glory.

Mescha: This is unexpected but not unwelcome.

kiwi:

kiwi:

wanna see something horrible

thedarkperidot:

Shout out to:

The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends

The people who want to make friends and don’t know how

The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely

The people who get left behind in a group

The people who are alone and nobody notices

The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart

The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social

nohetero:

nohetero:

heyyo here’s a fun fact for y’all

trans women don’t experience male socialization before we come out

we experience closeted trans woman socialization which is an entirely different and extremely toxic monster

thank and have a terrible day if you disagree 

hi if you’re safe to do so you should probably be reblogging this
the idea that trans women are socialized as anything but women is one of the most potent arguments for stripping us of our humanity

nibenese:

gaygothur:

back when you were 5 years old and you found a dead rat on the pavement 

celticpyro:

mylifeisroosterteeth:

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because they dont want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

Bonus: don’t spoil your child out of guilt and then tell them how expensive spoiling them is and how “unappreciative” they are because that will mess them up mentally too.

harukatenohh:

bonepoem:

ryrosryhoe:

jackironsides:

pleaseexorciseme:

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

@skylynnicole